Listening to: Motionless In White - Reincarnate
Drinking: No Fear
1. [ ] You have a penis.
2. [x] You would prefer having a penis.
3. [ ] You don't wear makeup.
4. [ ] You love sports.
5. [ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
6. [ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard ect. (Don't forget Star Wars!)
7. [ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
8. [x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
9. [x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
10. [x] You like violent music.
11. [x] You don't care how you smell.
12. [x] You look up to male role-models.
13. [x] You can relate to guy logic.
14. [ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, ect.
15. [ ] You like baggy clothes.
16. [x] You like a well tailored suit.
17. [x] You love memes.
18. [ ] You like big dogs.
19. [x] Fedoras are cool.
20. [x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
21. [x] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
22. [x] You sit with your legs apart.
23. [x] You don't understand women.
24. [x] You rarely cry in front of people.
25. [x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
26. [x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect
27. [x] You hold doors for women/disabled.
28. [ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
29. [ ] You have facial/chest hair.
30. [x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
1. [x] You have a vagina. (Sadly)
2. [ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
3. [x] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc.
4. [x] You wish you were thinner.
5. [x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
6. [ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
7. [ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc.
8. [ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
9. [ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
10. [ ] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
11. [x] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
12. [ ] You look up to female role-models.
13. [ ] You can relate to women.
14. [ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
15. [ ] You like cute clothes.
16. [ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
17. [x] You love to dye your hair.
18. [ ] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
19. [ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
20. [ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
21. [ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.
22. [ ] The male brain is a mystery.
23. [ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
24. [ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
25. [x] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with a melon baller.
26. [ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
27. [ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath,with bubbles
28. [ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
29. [x] You love cute little animals. (Shut up)
30. [ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.